The Clueless Gardener’s Glossary of Terms

Gardening Humor
Gardening terms with a humorous twist! Backyard Habitat: A dandy excuse to sip a daiquiri instead of trimming the hedges. Bird House: A quaint, often elaborate structure designed to add fiber to the diet of squirrels. Bog Garden: The result of going on vacation without turning off the sprinkler. Bulb: Potential flower buried in fall, never to be seen again. Double Digging: An evil concept whereby you dig a large area with a shovel, and when you are finished you do it again. Garden Catalog: A well-illustrated work of fiction. Grass: A plant found in flower gardens that needs little or no care. Hoe: A garden tool calibrated so precisely that when stepped upon its handle rises swiftly up to mouth level, causing the gardener to say "Hoeeee!" Hoeing: A…
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